"My mouth hasn’t shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn’t stopped thinking about you since well before any kiss."

guy:

My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself

onlylolgifs:

Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant

"In general, people are not drawn to perfection in others. People are drawn to shared interests, shared problems, and an individual’s life energy. Humans connect with humans. Hiding one’s humanity and trying to project an image of perfection makes a person vague, slippery, lifeless, and uninteresting."

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

mjalti:

keeping ur mouth shut is like contouring for ur personality oftentimes!!!! staying in ur own business is a great highlight

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

"I’m fiercely independent, but I’m also terrified of being alone."

karengilian:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

dudesranch:

if you don’t drink

• you’re not better than people who do

if you do drink

• you’re not better than people who don’t

if you don’t smoke

• you’re not better than people who do

if you smoke

• you’re not better than people who don’t

if you wear crocs

• there’s no help for you i’m sorry